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Woman crashes car while shaving bikini area

synecdoche:

A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be “ready for the visit,” WJZ.com reported.

wait, why was her ex-husband going with her to meet her boyfriend?

12:32 pm: emskissforcharity608 notes

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  1. kerianne reblogged this from shirianu and added:
    LMFAO dude only in florida. I saw a women driving with both her feet out the window once…no idea what was on the gas...
  2. thisisatypo reblogged this from weareallenvy
  3. californiagirl reblogged this from frequencyskye and added:
    hahahaha what a dumbass.
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  5. party-it-up-you-classy-hooligan reblogged this from darextodream
  6. alealcivar reblogged this from fuckmeferru and added:
    The world is soooo crazy…LOL….
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  8. missligenza reblogged this from patmai and added:
    This is so fucking funny:))
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  10. boolproptestingcheatsenabled reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    lmfao good question.
  11. sparklingeyes reblogged this from miss--rapunzel and added:
    shit hahahahahahahahahahaha
  12. cybertr0n reblogged this from noteasybeingred
  13. sheryl-yang reblogged this from mooonette and added:
    LOL I don’t even feel bad for her.
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  20. uyx reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    this is gross lol
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  23. treati reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    aghhh. not smart :/
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  25. miapunya reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    By boyfriend they probably mean demanding client and the ex-husband’s the pimp. That would make more sense…not.